Laugh

                                           laugh is the best medicine

1. A banker approaches the pearly gates sweating and struggling with a heavy suitcase. saint peter greets him and says"set the suitcase down n come in"

                                              "No way!"barks the banker. "I have to bring it in."

"what could possibly be in there thats so important?" ask peter. The banker opens the suitcase to reveal 50 gold bricks. peter's jaw drops:"you brought pavement?"

2.  when a mathematician wandered home at 3 am,he got an earful from his wife.

          "you r late!" she yelled." you said you'd be home by 11:45!"

                "Actually," the mathematician replied coolly,"I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."