QUOTES

1. Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. one is to let her think she is having her own way; the order,to let her have it.

                                                                    by Lyndon B. Johnson

2. Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of just get up and go to work.

                                                                                                                By Chunk Close

3. Sometimes leadership is planting trees under whose shade you"ll never sit.

                                                                                                                    By Jennifer M. Granholm

4.  A happy marriage is the union of two ones have rader.

                                                                             By Ruth B ell Graham

5. All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.

                                                                                        By Cathy Guisewite

Laugh

                                           laugh is the best medicine

1. A banker approaches the pearly gates sweating and struggling with a heavy suitcase. saint peter greets him and says"set the suitcase down n come in"

                                              "No way!"barks the banker. "I have to bring it in."

"what could possibly be in there thats so important?" ask peter. The banker opens the suitcase to reveal 50 gold bricks. peter's jaw drops:"you brought pavement?"

2.  when a mathematician wandered home at 3 am,he got an earful from his wife.

          "you r late!" she yelled." you said you'd be home by 11:45!"

                "Actually," the mathematician replied coolly,"I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."